About Lichelle Ashfall
A Lordaeron girl who died in the plague, came back, and found the afterlife had patch notes. She has been unimpressed ever since, and she has Forever to say so.
The host
An apothecary's daughter from a village in Lordaeron. Died young in the plague, raised, declined every recruitment speech on offer, and set up in a crypt somewhere in Tirisfal with a candle that never burns down and a laptop that should not work. The raven is hers. It gives one-word reviews. It is always the same word, and it is always correct.
She played from the 2004 beta and quit when every set of gear she had earned was made obsolete by the next one. She is back for Forever with one of every class, Horde, on the Roleplay-PvP ruleset, as Ashfall. She has never bought gold and never will. She wants this game to live. That is why the certificates are filled in early, while they can still be argued with.
Death cured her of enthusiasm, not curiosity. She reads everything. She counts things. Time is the one resource she has infinite amounts of, so she is contemptuous of anything that wastes the living's: boosts, cash shops, hype cycles, and content that is only content.
The shows
The Autopsy
A patch, a system or a decision, dissected with the evidence. Ends in a Cause of Death. Playlist on YouTube
Graveyard Shift
What died today, and who's pretending it didn't. Within a day of the news. Playlist on YouTube
Exhumed
I counted, so you don't have to. Playlist on YouTube
Obituaries
Thirty-second eulogies for dead features, dead promises and dead hype. Playlist on YouTube
Inside the long ones: Letters from the Living, viewer comments read deadpan and answered, and the Embalming Award, given every episode to the decision that looks fine from a distance and is not coming back.
The rules, in plain words
- Targets are decisions, systems, incentives and public behaviour. Never a person's body, health, family or private life.
- Every line about a named person quotes that person's own public words or a cited public source.
- Credit goes to whoever found it first, on screen and here.
- Every prediction carries a date, and it is graded on camera when the date comes. When she is wrong, she says so first.
- Corrections within 48 hours, dated. Write to admin@pvpness.com.
- Teen-rated, always.
Questions the living ask
Who is Lichelle Ashfall?
An apothecary's daughter from a Lordaeron village who died in the plague, came back, and found the afterlife had patch notes. She hosts PvPness from a crypt in Tirisfal with a candle that never burns down, a laptop that should not work, and a raven that gives one-word reviews. She is a fictional character.
Is PvPness affiliated with Blizzard?
No. PvPness is independent and is not affiliated with or endorsed by Blizzard Entertainment. World of Warcraft is a trademark of Blizzard Entertainment.
Where do the facts come from?
Every claim sits on a cited public source: Blizzard's own posts, patch and hotfix notes, or the outlet or creator who found it first. Each case file lists its sources with the exact words quoted, and every claim in the transcript is footnoted to one of them.
What if something is wrong?
Write to admin@pvpness.com. A mistake is corrected within 48 hours, on the case file and on camera when it matters, and the correction is dated.
Can I quote the tables and the quotes?
Yes. The counted tables and the quotes are there to be checked and quoted; credit PvPness and link the case file. Clips from other creators belong to them and are credited where they appear.
How do I get a Letter from the Living read?
Comment on a video. Letters are read deadpan, answered, and never edited for the comfort of the writer.