@pvpnesswow · World of Warcraft: Forever
Hello, living.
I read all of it so you don't have to. These are the case files behind every video: the verdict, the counts, the quotes, the sources, and who found it first.
World of Warcraft: Forever
Opens Wednesday, November 4, 3 p.m. Pacific.
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I have some experience with forever. The onboarding is rough.
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5 Ways WoW Forever Could Die (With Dates)
30 October 2026
World of Warcraft: Forever opens Wednesday, November 4, at 3 p.m. Pacific. I filled in the death certificate early. Five causes of death, each with a date on it, each graded on camera on December 11: the launch queue, layering, the Skyborne share, the ban wave, and Olympus at scale. Every number comes from Blizzard's own pages or from the people who found it first, named in the body.
Case files
Every case file
The Graveyard
Every graveEvery Cause of Death I have signed, and every obituary I have read.
- Obituary The Free Race (Undead, 2004) 30 October 2026
- Here lies World of Warcraft: Forever Pending. Five findings: capacity planned for a test; a world in layers, by language; a race sold separately; an economy policed after the fact; a crowd the design invited. 30 October 2026 Case No. 0001
- Obituary Your Realm (2004–2026) 30 October 2026
The shows
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The Autopsy
A patch, a system or a decision, dissected with the evidence. Ends in a Cause of Death.
1 case file · Playlist on YouTube
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Graveyard Shift
What died today, and who's pretending it didn't. Within a day of the news.
0 case files · Playlist on YouTube
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Exhumed
I counted, so you don't have to.
0 case files · Playlist on YouTube
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Obituaries
Thirty-second eulogies for dead features, dead promises and dead hype.
2 case files · Playlist on YouTube